\Levi/
I can't wait to kill that. . . AI-generated picture.
He and his stupid friends don't know a damn thing. He *never* cleans his house.
It's so disgusting.
Oh, and not to mention, he also has a lot of shit in it. And none of it is organized; I'm not kidding.
"Hange, that's not even how John F. Kennedy became president," that idiot who became friends with that evil AI-generated picture.
"Oooh!" the other idiot says.
I try to them, but for some reason it is impossible.
I go to math class.
The teacher stares at me with disgust, and I give them the side-eye.
I go to my seat. They keep staring at me.
I ignore them and focus on my math.
+.*.+
I go to the lockers, where I have to stand right next to that AI-generated picture.
I put my book away, grab my science book, and go straight to science class.
I enter class.
"Oh, my gosh, you stupid students!" teacher says.
I ignore them.
They try to punch me, but I dodge.
They try to bomb everyone in the school, but principal eats them.
They come back and kill principal.
They both die.
"Hange, can you just be our teacher?" the male idiot asks.
"What?" the female idiot asks.
"I said, can you just be our teacher?" he says.
"I can't be my own teacher!" she says.
"You already know all this shit already!"
"No, I don't!"
I ignore them too.
+.*.+
I'm taking a shower as soon as I can.
I enter my apartment, which is in the process of being cleaned.
"Mom! I'm home!" I say.
"Okay!" Mom calls.
There's a loud *CRASH!*
I go to the bathroom where Mom is.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah," she says.
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, let me know when you're done," I say, going to my room to scroll TikTok some more.
"Wait! I need ingredients for the dish I'm making!"
I peek my head in the bathroom. "What do you need?"
She hands me a list and money.
"Okay, I'll be back in a little bit."
+.*.+
When I get to the local grocery store, everything changes.
That AI-generated picture's here.
He goes to the restroom, and I follow him.
I wait outside the stall, swinging a dagger around in a circle around my finger.
He comes out of the stall and starts screaming and running in circles.
"You didn't wash your hands."
"Yeah, I did," he says.
"No, you didn't; you're not by the sink."
I sweep his feet from out under him, and press the dagger to his throat.
"Do you want to live?" I ask, pressing the dagger farther into his throat.
"Yes."
An old man comes out of one of the stalls and stares at me.
"What are you doing?" the old man asks me.
I stand up straight. "Uh, we were just. . .practicing for school."
"Oh, okay," he says, and washes his hands.
I sigh, a relieved sigh.
That AI-generated piece of trash runs away.
I roll my eyes.
"Can't even fight me," I mumble.
"What the frick?" the old man says.
I shoot him a glare.
+.*.+
I drag that AI-generated piece of trash to the back of the building.
"You are so stupid!" I yell, throwing him into the wall.
"Ahhhhhhh! Bitch!" He yells back.
I pin him to the wall and put my dagger to his throat again. "What did you just call me?"
"Stop right there!" the *stupid* old man yells. "What are you doin', kiddos?"
"Like I said, we're just practicing for school."
"Is this just an act?"
"Yes! Yes, it is!" I say, taking advantage of the lie.
"Why are y'all doing this in the store?"
"Uh, we were in the middle of practice when my mom asked me to get some stuff for dinner, and we started practicing on the way," I lie.
That AI-generated piece of trash pants, which *really* bothers me.
Then the stupid old man leaves.
+.*.+
I look all over for that AI-generated piece of trash.
I turn into one of the aisles to find him trying to hide in the clothes.
I drag him out of them and put the dagger to his throat for the third time.
I won't let him get away this time.

Erwin/

I knee his crotch.

He drops his dagger and falls to the ground, groaning in pain.

Then I climb to my feet and run away.

Moblit looks at me. "You okay?"

"I almost died."

"How?" he asks.

"Shorty, he almost killed me."

"Oh, wow."

Hange hug-attacks Moblit. "Hehehehehehehehe!"

"Hange. . .you're. . .hurting. . .me. . ." Moblit says, breathless.

"I'm not squeezing you."

Moblit passes out from breath loss.

"What the? Moblit are you okay?"

He doesn't respond.

Shorty walks over to me and slaps my face. "You BITCH!"

"Ahhhhhh!" I groan.

The old man who saved me twice walks up. "Oh, my, you did it again, you aren't practicing!"

Levi's cheeks redden. "What? Yes, we are."

"NO! NO, WE AREN'T!" I scream.

Levi slaps my face again and runs off. Which looks really funny, because he's so short.

"Hahahahahaha!" I cackle like a witch.

Moblit wakes up and vomits all over Hange.

"Wahhhhhhhh!" Hange whines.

+.*.+

I shut my door, lock it, and go straight to my kitchen.

I pick up a knife from the knife holder.

Though, I find out later that picking up the knife was worthless, because my mail lady, Jessica, walks up to my door and knocks on it really, really hard.

"ERWIN!!! IT'S ME! JESSICA!" she yells.

I answer the door.

"What?"

She pants. "Took you long enough. Anyway, here's your mail."

She turns around and heads down the street, then turns back around. "I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT!"

"Alright."

I go back into ny house and find a *very* tall, cloaked figure.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" I SCREAM.

The cloaked figure puts a finger to their mouth. "Shh."

"Who-who are you?"

"I'm Yelena, the tennis captain," they say.

I pass out.

+.*.+

Later that night, I wake up to Yelena humming Isabella's Lullaby from The Promised Neverland.

"Oh, you're awake now. Good, I made you some tea."

"Who are you?"

"Yelena," she says. "Don't you remember anything?"