MYTHICAL CREATURE RACE NEXT SUNDAY!

Next Sunday will be the first annual MCR (Mythical Creature Race) where contestants set out on an epic journey across the globe!

Starting from the town square on foot, you will try to find (and tame!) a mount, whatever you are able to ride is allowed, under the condition that is WAS COMPLETED WILD, NEVER UNDER HUMAN CONTROL and NOT HUMANIOD OR INTELLIGENT (for example, you could ride a troll or golem, but not an elf) and continue to the check point in Castlerock (see map below) where you must duel with the next opponent to arrive, if you lose, you must abandon your mount and find a new one.

From Castlerock you will continue to Eldenwood, then to Mystic Mountain, ect, ect. (See map below)

The entry fee is 20 rupees, and any damages caused by action outside of regulation will be paid by the racer.

THERE IS TO BE NO:

• Public disposal of Unicorn Dung
• No fighting outside of organized duels
• No mounting un-wild creatures
• No mismatched socks

For a complete list of rules see the local wizard.

The prize for winning is 1200 rupees, a story in the “Medieval Globe”, and two Bob Ross toasters.

If you are interested, send a pigeon to:

195 MCR Dr.

SEE YOU THERE!

Ash Ketchup was just a normal kid with a normal life. But one day, he saw a poster for a magical creature race!

"Wow," he said to himself. "I could totally win this."

Given the fact that he was 11 years old and knew little to nothing about mythical creatures, realistically he could not win. But that didn't stop him! The day of the race came, and he headed to town square. He then saw all of the experts and experienced adventurers who were also lined up in the square.

He then went home.

"You know what?" he said to himself. "I'm gonna train and be ready for the next time this competition comes around!"

The next year, the competition happened again! Ash walked out his front door, confident in his newfound skills of riding his neighbor's donkey. He ran to town square with his entrance fee in hand, (he'd been saving for months) and entered the competition.

"This will be easy!" he said to himself. "There's no way I'll lose!"