"Okay, Robert, shift your body a little. Jonathan, stand closer to your sister. Alright everyone, smile,"
Click
"Let's look at the picture everyone!"
"Why do I look so short?"
"Robert! You weren't smiling, now we need to do it again."
"What's in the background?"
"Yeah, that looks like a corpse, except it's upright."
"That's probably just this old camera, I got it at a garage sale earlier this year. Let's take the picture again."
"Okay, is everyone ready this time? Zander, put your arm around your sister. Geez, stop smiling like that, Lex, it's scaring me. Say cheese!"
Click
"Look at Lex, she looks so stupid!"
"Be nice to your sister, you don't look so great either,"
"Why's that thing closer now?"
"Yeah, it's basically at Robert's shoulder in the picture."
"Why are his eyes and nose stitched up, and why is there blood all over his body."
"That's really weird."
"Let's try one last picture."
"Ughhhhh! We've been out here so long."
"I promise, this is the last one. Robert act like Zander's your real brother and not your step-brother. There, hold still for one second..."
Click
"Got it. Let's look at it!"
"Jonathan! Why weren't you smiling?"
"Oh my gosh! That thing is right in front of the camera. It gets closer every time."
"Stop grabbing my shoulder, Lex!"
"That's not me!"
"Who is it then?"
"No one."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"