Once a pon a time there was a short chubby elf, with messy brown hair that was covered mostly in moss. He had brown eyes with an ugly green pupil and wore a orange jacket with hot pink cuffs, hot pink pants and fluffy brown boots his name was Fredrick Fardquad.

Fredrick was quite a grumpy elf he was dirty because he never bathed witch means he was also very smelly too, he scared a lot of people because his face was always struck in a death stare. Fredrick wasn't scared of anything except for one tiny thing squares! as they were a new shape and he didn't like new things at this point in time squares were 2,000 years old but Fredrick was 70,654 years old so they were still quite new to him. Fredrick lived in the orange woods its not really orange it was not really orange it was just named that because orange is an ugly color and the forest is ugly anyway its a place were pathways are covoured in dead birds trees bleed and smell like rotten fish lakes and ponds were polluted and so muddy a garaff could sink in it with only the top of its ead popping out. The only nice thing was 5 green leaves on the path anyway one day Fredrick was called to the north pole being the grumpy elf he is he wasn't happy.

Meenwhile Santa was eating some milk and cookies when he choked no one was around so he cept chocking and died! He fell on the floor and broke his glasses and the broken glass shattered into his eyes blue foam seeped out his mouthblood driped out his nose crumbs covoured his beard his slimy guts spilled on the floor and his face fell pale and lifeless.20 minutes later Mrs Claus walked into the room and saw a glass of spilled milk she sheaked at the sight

and died of a heart attack her spirit walked out of her body and looked around the room until she heard a voice.

"oh hi" said santa

"wait your dead" Mrs Claus replied

"of course I am" Santa exclaimed

"didn't you see my body on the floor"

"NO!" Mrs Claus yelled

then Fredrick walked in and saw Santa dead.

"yes" he wispered then in a conserved voice yelled

"Santa is dead!"

all the elves rushed in and cried, then Fredrick was told he would have to take the spot of Santa.

"OK" he said although he really dident want to so all the elves got to walk with Fredrick while Fredrick came up with a horrible scene. Intsead of giving children presents he would give them two pairs of stinky sold socks and if the chiled was on the naughty list he would give them 5 pairs of socks. I'm a genius he though now I wont have to wash my sock!.

so when Christmas came he wrapped socks up and put them into a sack then he put all the other presents into the sack (witch he later on burned) and set off.

He came back berry happy knowing he had not only gotten rid of his socks but he had also ruined everyone's Christmas.

Fredrick got away with this for three years until everyone decided they had enough so they came up with a plan they had noticed that every time he saw wooden blocks he fainted so they started to decorate their houses with squares.Christmas came and Fredrick was flying over the first two when he saw squares everywhere he was so scared he fell out of the sleighnand died from the long fall now I will describe his death in great detail he falls on his head witch cracks like an egg and snaps off his body his head screamed.

"AHHH!"

then he fully died the rain deer go back home and Santa's Favorite elf takes over and gives everybody presents. As for Fredrick he is buried in a jail courtyard and forgotten about The End.