(WARNING! There are some violent and rude language used here. There are also scenes where violence occurs, and blood is mentioned.)

Okay, so I MAY or may not have accidentally summoned every single universe into one big chaotic planet. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, THOUGH! Let me explain.

It all begins with a white mocha with a shot of vanilla and cinnamon (because what other good story starts that way?). I had just bought the warm drink when I got a call from a mysterious someone. Now, if I were normal guy I would hang up and keep walking, but when that specific caller promises $5,000,000,000 as well as a free unlimited pass to get free pizza/cheeseburgers/coffee for life AND they will pay for my game subscriptions for LIFE, how can I possibly refuse? And I've heard the saying 'don't trust strangers' before, but nowhere in that saying does it say to refuse 5 grand, free pizza and cheeseburgers, and game subscriptions you don't even have to pay for. So I went to the address 307 Drunk Dr. I met up with a guy in a black hoodie and sweats, and he took me to a pile of cash and a card with FR33P1ZZ4/CH33ZBURG3R/C0FF33 written on it.

"It's all yours if you can type in ANY universe you want on THIS totally not suspicious of all computer." he said.

"You're sure?"

"ABSOLUTELY."

I looked at the guy. I couldn't see his face.

"Okay." I shrug. Going toward the computer, I typed in the following:

Murder Drones

The Amazing Digital Circus

Mario

Sonic

Kirby

Minecraft

Friday Night Funkin'

Godzilla

Megaman

Among Us

My Hero Academia

Sky Fall

League of Legends

Poppy Playtime

SSBU

Garfield

D&D

My Little Pony(I'M SORRY, OKAY?!)

I stopped there.

"Finished?" the man asked.

"I think so..." I said.

"EXCELLENT! In you go!" He pushed me into a portal that was right next to the computer.

My screams were lost, glitched out. My body began to glow green, and then...

WHAM!

As soon as it started, it was over.

At least, that's what I thought, before my best friends, Brayden, Zach, Carson, Bennett, Dema, and Rory fell out too. And a suitcase with 5 grand and the card with free Cheeseburgers, Pizza, and coffee fell out too.

"We saw you getting tricked by that bozo! You okay?" Zach explained.

"I'm fine." I said, dusting myself off. "Where are we?"

"By the looks of it," Brayden said. "WE'RE IN VEGAS, BABY!!!"

"This looks nothing like Las Vegas." Carson said. "It looks more like the Sahara."

"Nah, we're in a desert city or something." Zach said.

Zach was actually spot on. There were wrecked buildings, cars lay motionless, and sand lay everywhere.

"Why does this remind me of a certain apocalyptic series?" Dema said.

"I have no idea." I said.

Then we heard voices. A fight was going on somewhere nearby.

"Let's go check it out!" Brayden said.

"I'd rather not." I began, but too late. Everyone rushed off to the fight scene.

What we saw was absolutely insane, it was funny.

The Amazing Digital Circus (y'know, Pomni, Jax, Kinger, Ragatha, Zooble, Gangle, but no Caine I'll explain why later) were currently getting Beeped and Bopped and Boopped by a certain Boyfriend, and a certain Girlfriend was watching. Class 1-A was currently trying to take down the Murder Drones, and you'd be supridsed how a twenty on three could go so horribly. Garfield was chowing down on a salami while the Mane 6 (I apologized already!!) were trying to calm everyone down. Godzilla, who had surprisingly shrank, was combating against Huggy Wuggy.

"Should we stop this?" Zach asked.

"Nah, let em' cook." Brayden said.

Just then, I let out an almighty--

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!*

And everyone's attention was turned to us now.

Dammit. I should NOT have had that white mocha.

"Hey, more humans!" Uzi said. Huggy screeched. Godzilla roared.

"LET'S THROW A PARTY!!" Pinkie said.

"You should throw a %$!#ing beach party!"

"Wait! Hold on a sec--" Deku began, but everyone plowed their way toward me and my dudes.

Now that I think about it, maybe it was all my fault.

Cue the chase scene.