"6-7!" cried the students as they walked through the halls.
"6-7!" cried the students as they studied in their rooms.
"6-7!" cried the students as they mingled in the cafeteria.
Principal Dugal was getting annoyed.
"Will you shut up!" he yelled to all of his students, probably earning himself a meeting with the school board, "What does that even mean!"
"6-7!" was how the students responded. Grades were plummeting, students getting dumber by the week, and Principal Dugal was mad. His school was ranked the lowest in the district for learning. How was he supposed to sleep at night?
"I am going to get to the bottom of this," he thought to himself, laying in bed at night, "and they will never say those dumb letters again.
The next morning, Principal Dugal woke up, ate breakfast, brushed his teeth, and headed over to the school. On the door in large red bubble letters, was those two hated letters.
"6-7!!!!!!" screamed a hord of kids. Principal Dugal turned around. He was surrounded by hundreds of students, all of them saying 6-7.
Principal Dugal’s eyes widened as a parade of students started coming in, walking slowly over to him. His head turned left and right, only to realize they had formed a circle around him—cornering him. Some of them weren’t even from his class.
“6–7! 6–7!” a boy screamed.
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NONSENSICAL NONSENSE?!” Dugal shrieked.
To his surprise, it only made the students close in faster, as they all started doing the 6–7 up-and-down hand motion in sync.
“6–7… 6–7… 6–7…”
Then it caught his attention. Principal Dugal remembered. Ah—right. As he layed in bed the night before, he had gone on Facebook, trying to get to the bottom of it—trying to understand what it meant. He recalled a video of a Western mom with blonde hair, ranting about how 6–7 was of the evil, and that if you ever saw it written in red… you should run. At the time, he had just shaken his head and gone to sleep. But now— Right before his very own eyes— He realized the Facebook Karen was right... The 6–7 apocalypse… …had only just begun. “6–7~”