The Thing about being an Idol to the whole world, is, you are forced to wear all these lacey skirts and stuff.

But when you're a man, they don't force you to.

They only do it to us women.

I'm walking home and there's a lot of men, looking directly at the bottom of my skirt.

Which, I can only take off when I'm home.

I should just have gotten a taxi.

It would have been way easier.

But, then there's also the taxi driver.

All the taxi drivers here are men.

They all know me, just like the rest of the world.

And that's why there's this guy behind me.

He grabs my wrist and does something to the back of my skirt.