I woke up in the morning laying in my bed. A monkey was sitting on my windowsill and a parakeet was on my bedframe. A little frazzled, I stood up and walked over to the window, startling the monkey. As I made it to the window, I looked out and saw a crazy sight. I fainted.

I woke up the next morning laying in my bed. A squirrel was sitting on my windowsill and a robin was on my bedframe. A little frazzled, I stood up and walked over to the window, startling the squirrel. As I made it to the window, I looked out and saw a crazy sight. I fainted again.

I woke up the next morning laying in my bed. A penguin was sitting on my windowsill and an albatross was on my bedframe. A little frazzled, I stood up and walked over to the window, startling the penguin. As I made it to the window, I looked out and saw a crazy sight. This time I didn't faint. Out in my yard was a monkey, parakeet, squirrel, robin, penguin, and albatross all playing soccer in the snow.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I exclaimed, causing all the animals to quit playing. They all turned and stared at me as I spoke again.
"How come you didn't invite me to play?"

They all stare at me as if I'm something out of this world. Then the monkey starts making monkey noises, and I take that to mean that I can play. I hop out the window and join the game. As soon as I get the ball, I kick it as hard as I can. Oh no! The penguin is down in the snow. I hit it with the soccer ball!