I'm gonna let you know something, I absolutely hate Damien, like, you can't even find a word strong enough for it.

Anyway, I'm Lucifer, not the devil, just Lucifer. I'm thirteen, well, almost.

I am going to hate seeing Damien this year, but, you know, I can't really do anything about that.

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I wish I was popular, like. . .like. . .like Damien.

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"Damien"

I wish I could be unpopular, like. . .Lucifer.

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I wake up, but instead of waking up to Mom hovering over me, telling me I need to get up, I see. . .Damien's Mom!