MYTHICAL CREATURE RACE NEXT SUNDAY!
Next Sunday will be the first annual MCR (Mythical Creature Race) where contestants set out on an epic journey across the globe!
Starting from the town square on foot, you will try to find (and tame!) a mount, whatever you are able to ride is allowed, under the condition that is WAS COMPLETED WILD, NEVER UNDER HUMAN CONTROL and NOT HUMANIOD OR INTELLIGENT (for example, you could ride a troll or golem, but not an elf) and continue to the check point in Castlerock (see map below) where you must duel with the next opponent to arrive, if you lose, you must abandon your mount and find a new one.
From Castlerock you will continue to Eldenwood, then to Mystic Mountain, ect, ect. (See map below)
The entry fee is 20 rupees, and any damages caused by action outside of regulation will be paid by the racer.
THERE IS TO BE NO:
- Public disposal of Unicorn Dung
- No fighting outside of organized duels
- No mounting un-wild creatures
- No mismatched socks
For a complete list of rules see the local wizard.
The prize for winning is 1200 rupees, a story in the “Medieval Globe”, and two Bob Ross toasters.
If you are interested, send a pigeon to:
195 MCR Dr.
SEE YOU THERE!
CrazyRickRiordanFan going under the name Tris(just a random name I thought of)
I searched the dense woods, leaves crunching under my foot. The poster said it must be a mythological creature who is untamed, and so far, I've only seen harpies, who have bad breath AND a bad temper. And... Oh wow a hippogriff, but they are noxiously hard to tame so never mind.
Crunch
Oh wow my feet is making a lot of noise.
CRUNCH
Wait wha-
Croak
I turned and saw a wall of slimy, greenish brown skin.
Oh wait a minute, this is
A small, beady eye stared at me.
A giant toad?!
With wings?!
I reached out and scratched its chin
CROOOAAK
Croaking with pleasure, it then barfed on my shirt.
Oh well, at least it is a mythological creature
Now let's take you home, mr toad.
MRC Form:
Name: Tris
Steed: Gigantic Toad
Steed's Name: Mr Toad
Status: Untamed
List one bad habit of its: Barfing on rider often
Any illness or condition?: None
Has any magic powers?: Yes
Then what is it?: Flying
Does it qualify with the MRC mythological creatures standards?: Yes
Are you sure it is untamed?: Yes, duh
Do you have any fighting experience: Yes
What is your favorite food?: I like gummy bears
What is your steed's favorite food?: Baked Mac n' Cheese
How did you find that out?: You won't want to know...
Did you tame your steed yet?: Yes
Does it like you?: Maybe...
Is your steed intelligent?: NO, double NO
Are YOU intelligent?: Duh...
Do you like reading?: Yes
Do you like sports?: Yes
Do you like cooking?: No
Do you like witchcraft?:Yes
Do you do dark magic?: No
Do you do white magic?:Yes
Do you do grey magic?: Yes
Do you like Tommy Tomson from preschool?: No
Are you friends with Sally Sallson from kindergarden?: No
Thank you for your time
I sighed.
Mr toad barfed again.