OK, so this is day 26 of the self-styled Heartbreaker Boys vacation tour. Another town, another dive bar, another bevy of skanky babes, another barful of blowhards more than eager to get fleeced by them at pool or table soccer.

Adon, with his wingman Evel, is hot as spit on the barbecue and on the prowl. He can't do a thing wrong. Takes him back to the glory days of eighteen years old, money in his billfold, fake id in his pocket, pantie-melting smirk on his face.

The world is Adon's oyster. So why is that oyster giving him gas?