"Izuku, you are such an idiot, I hate you so fucking muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Iida screams.

"Shut up Iida, we're dating, right?" Izuku says.

Then Bakugo walks up and kisses Izuku and Iida dies from laughter, and Izuku and Bakugo leave to find Todoroki and the three of them get together and get married then they adopted seventy kids and died all together.

Then they came back to life and Todoroki left. Izuku had a heart attack and died. Bakugo had a mental break down and sobbed until Izuku came back to life. Todoroki loved them again and they loved him back and they got married again.

I personally think they are cute together, you? Oh, lordy!

"Bakugo, I love you so much, but I have to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Todoroki screeched.

"No lovey dubby." Izuku was angry!!!!!!

"Hell no," said the cowboy, Bakugo.

"Oh, my, goodness, I, have, a, good, idea, guys," the cowboy, Izuku said.

The cowboy, Todoroki said. "What is it this time?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"lets go to hunting and fishing"

"why would we do that you nerd"

"Good boy Bakugo" tokorki said sweatly

"you just called him nerd your getting better"

"yeah good job K Katchan"

"shut the hell up Deku I'm goin fishin"

"why the hell did you turn southern" Deku said sounding like Deku

"that what happens when we go fishin Deku" a beat "you get southern"

"well ye ha would you look at that Kacchan"

"come on my BakuDeku hasbandos lets go fishin"

and they all went fishin and lived the rest of there life in peace

they also left all there children at home but there pro hero's so its fine

When they go to a restaurant Bakugo licks his fingers and slicks back his hair into a mohawk.

"You look hot as shit," Todoroki said, jumping into the basketball hoop that appeared out of nowhere.

"Yeah, I agree, you do look hot!"

"SHUT UP IZUKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TO TODORKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

An old man came up to them and shaved Bakugo's hair off his head. "Don't scream you bitch."

Bakugo dies and falls into the floor and sulks.

Izuku becomes a villain and kills everyone in the world. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!"

suddenly all for one appears with all might

"Deku I know I tried to take over the world but I never wanted anything like this to happen please rethink this" all for one's voice was trembling suddenly all might blurted out

"Deku I'm sorry but me and your mum were dating. look its a popular ship and your dad hasn't been around your whole life pretty much, but w-we broke up and know I'm in love with all for one, and I know this is a lot to process and..."

"ALL MIGHT!" Deku had that high pitched Ayoyama I don't want to eat your cheese voice

"how could you do this to me you, you cheated on us with my mum, and not only my mum but the number one villain all for one"

"I'm sorry young Midoria but you guys were just too much for me and, and, well this is hard for me to say but" a beat "I CAN'T FISH!"

"no"

"All Might you dont mean it right, you mean, you don't go sourthurn"

"yes Young Midoria, I, I don't go sourthurn"

"well would you look at that Kachan we got home to confess"

"wait what"

"This was all part of my southern Deku plan, and now the whole world can see"

"what do you mean young Midoria"

"what I mean, what I mean is this"

Deku pressed a button that lifted a big billboard TV thing out of the ground with todoroki sitting on top of it

"Me, Deku, and Bakugo live streamed this whole conversation"

"and its time for you to go down"

the TodoBakuDeku threesome then became their true form

"MOON PRISIM POWER MAKE UP!"
"MARS POWER MAKE UP!"
"MERCURY POWER MAKE UP!"

"VENUS POWER MAKE UP"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAILOR MOOOOOOOOOOOON music music music

DA, DA, DAAAAAAAA

they had all transformed into the sailor guardians but wait who was sailor Venus there was only three people in the threesome, well that's what they thought but what they thought was a threesome was actually a foursome, the TodoBakuDekuGojo squad. (yes Gojo is from jjk but it does not matter)

"And in the name of the moon" a beat "Ill punish you"

they then proceeded to beat the hell of of All might and All for one.