Dear Diary,

I love my home in the thriving metropolis of Walmart Superstore, but I really want to see more. Are there other stores like Walmart? I remember once hearing the really fancy lipstick couple across the aisle talking about a Freddy’s? Who would name a store Fred? I am getting so stir-crazy in this miniscule cardboard holder. At school today my teacher Miss Lip Scrub had to tell me four times to stop fidgeting. I told her to get me out of here. Not my finest hour.

Yours truly,

Carly the stir-crazy Chapstick