"I'm really happy because Christmas is tomorrow."

"Well, you have to go to bed."

"Yes, I will."

"Good night."

"Yep."

~`~

"It's Christmas Mama, it's Christmas, it's Christmas!"

"Yes, yes it is."

"Is my present wrapped?"

"Yes."

"Yay I'm so excited!"

“Let’s work best to last sweetheart”

“Hey! But I wanted the big one first!”

“Ok then, knock yourself out. I’m going to go make coffee”

“YAYYYYYY! I’m gonna open DA BIG ONE”

“Sure.”

“YAYYY ITS… coal..?”

“Uh huh.”

“But w-w-why…”

“That’s what happens when you drive my car into the neighbor’s mailbox, get expelled from a lenient public school, and set your brother up for adoption.”