This is a CrazyRickRiordanFan Challenge! you can chose ANY well known or popular song and make it into a story

e.g. Stupid Song by Olivia Rodriguo

Those stupid song writers, as if they know anything about teenagers. She thought to herself angrily as she walked home. Abruptly, she stopped and threw her phone to the floor, the glass shattering. Where's my fricking teenage dream? She screamed at the sky. Everybody should feel how I feel when somebody says his name! Tears started streaming down her cheeks. I'm a car, speeding down the boulevard without a brake and I want YOU MORE THAN ANY STUPID SONG COULD EVER SAY... to be continued.

I look forward to hearing your stories!

You cannot eat money, oh no.

Decimate the natives with a single missive,
take their land, deprive their identities, and crush their votives.

You cannot eat money, oh no.

Turn a blind eye to the children of cobalt,
as if your sins were their fault.

When the last tree has fallen,

Strip them of their bark and leaves,
Intended for your selfish greens.

And the rivers are poisoned,

Dump your waste into our waterways,
The last fish may be on your dinner plate.

Taint the air with black greed,
Look out the window; can you still breathe?

You cannot eat money, oh no.

Then, what will you crave before the planet’s grave?