Elizabeth George was a curious fellow,

with a waistcoat pink and their long hair yellow.

Now this isn't a children's tale as one may assume,

Rather a tale of horror for you to consume,

and be consumed by, for here is the fact:

Elizabeth George was eaten by their cat.

Well, the cat got sick, as cats often do,

and Elizabeth George got pretty sick too.

She came up for air in the guts of a cat,

but that's pretty gross--we won't talk about that.

When done is all done and all has done all,

the cat's dinner came up as a great furball.