The snow fell thick over Grindlewood, muffling the usual chatter of the village. Anarchy Jones McArsonface, barely ten years old, crouched behind a stack of frozen crates in the market square, her little tail swishing impatiently. Her horns scraped the underside of her hood, and her breath came out in puffs of smoke. From her vantage point, she could see the bandits—three tall, burly humans with swords and torches—striding through the village, laughing like predators.

“Oi, they’re stealing everything that isn’t nailed down!” whispered Old Man Larken, who had been cowering beside her. “We’re doomed!”

Anarchy’s eyes gleamed. “Do you think doom is interesting? No way. Let’s make this fun.” She grabbed her battered lute from her pack and plucked a single, loud note. The sharp sound echoed across the frozen square.

The bandits froze, exchanging confused looks. Anarchy didn’t wait. She jumped out, letting the lute crash against her knee, and sang—loud, chaotic, and full of fire:

“Who dares touch Grindlewood’s pie?
Beware the horns that pierce the sky!”

Old Man Larken coughed and muttered, “She’s going to get us killed…”

But the villagers, inspired by her bravado, started banging pots and shouting from windows. Chickens squawked, dogs barked, and snowballs flew from unseen hands. The bandits, startled and terrified by the sudden chaos—and that tiny tiefling standing like a storm at the center—tripped over each other in panic. By the time the local constable arrived, the raiders had fled, slipping and sliding all the way to the woods.

Anarchy stood in the middle of the square, one hand on her lute, the other on her hip, and gave a dramatic bow. “Victory!” she announced. “And remember… pie is sacred!”

The villagers laughed, cheered, and, just for a moment, the rumors about bad omens and tiefling curses melted away. Anarchy had saved them all—using nothing but courage, chaos, and a really loud song.